you look a little old to be a schoolgirl

yesimbeyonce:

me at your funeral

(via pizza)

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

(Source: teambeentohell, via pizza)

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin

i’m still on

i still haven’t been banned

I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS 

and i only got banned for 24 hours

(via pizza)

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via pizza)

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

(via pizza)

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(via wtfsrs)